İngilizce Fıkralar Child pushing himself next to his grandfather. -Grandad, will you close your eyes? -Why should I close them, child? -Because mummy and daddy said, if grandaddy just closes his eyes, we will be very rich. -------------------------------------------------------- The phone of circus manager was ringing at. The manager picked up the phone. -'This is circus manager .' he said. -'Good morning sir, I look for a job. Can you give me a job in your circus?' the voice at the other and said. -'We can give a job the persons who have extraordinary tricks.' -'What sort?' -'I am a juggler and acrobat.' -'Other? All is that?' -'I can speak as well.' -'Everybody can speak. Is speaking a skill?' -'Of course, sir It is not a skill for human beings. But I am only a dog...' ----------------------------------------------------- Two young man had met in the camp of nudes and become friends. They were taking sun bath in the garden. One of them asked the other: -'Do you tell me why have you come this camp?' -'In fact, I am not interested in the camp of nudes. They have sent here me for cure. I am only a pickpocket...' the other man said. |
--->: İngilizce Fıkralar Gülemiyorum ben ingilizce bilmiimmm:tual49: :tual61::tual61::tual61::tual61: |
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