Don`t Pick It Up       Don`t Pick It Up    I saw a little kid 
As he walked around 
He picked a candy bar up 
Off the ground 
He chowed about a half 
Then his face turned blue 
Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo 
Don`t pick it up I say 
Unless you can throw it away 
Don`t pick it up I say 
You`re gonna be bummed that you went that way    
You`re out there makin` bacon 
No scrutiny 
You mess around too much 
And you got VD 
You know you never think 
And you`re sore today 
You`re gonna take it back to California 
Don`t pick it up I say 
Unless you can throw it away 
Don`t pick it up I say 
You`re gonna be bummed that you went that way    
My friend was kinda hurtin` 
For a girl to try 
He saw one that looked like Pat 
On Saturday Night Live 
It had a pair of thingies 
But a mustache too 
Not clearly male nor female 
So now what to do 
Don`t pick it up I say 
Unless you can throw it away 
Don`t pick it up I say 
You`re gonna be bummed that you went that way      Offspring          |