|   Gran's For Tea 
 Gran's For Tea 
 There's a mile long queue at the chippy
 I wish I was at my Gran's for tea
 These people call me their friend, but they don't think the same as me
 
 Are you fed up chasing your tail round this housing scheme
 Drinkin' your drink now
 And staying up too early in the morning
 
 I wander through the streets of Dundee
 Mum said you shouldn't walk them alone
 A fight's a fight, 'n' that's quite alright
 But please leave the tools at home
 
 You lower standards and expectations of love
 You never aim for people that you think are levels above
 You're always chasing the same skirts round
 Round the local pub
 
 Where were you when I needed you?
 Up the posh end of town
 You're supposed to protect and serve
 You're out for a perve just driving around...
 
 The View
 
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